Monday, 12 March 2012

omer rana

OMER RANA

THIS is omer rana. lol. yes he has hair like that. he can sing. he loves shayri. 
he always sends me shayri. he was in dubai but he is in now in u.k because he wants to study and be an afsar one day. 
he can sing very well. he is fat. lol.
he is also my rishtedaar. he likes to eat. infact that is the only thing he likes to do. lol
he is very good at heart. he is always nice to me. he is short tempered. DONT BE SHORT TEMPERED.
khair, he is funny too sometimes. before typing he places twodots and then types
like this
..AoMAEnkANinge..
in capital and small.
lol.
he is cool and i am glad i am related to him!

Xulfi Soomro

XULFI SOOMRO
Xulfi soomro is a kulfi. he is weird. he hibernates so he is an animal. preferably a hedgehog considering his hair.
he is my door ka rishtedaar. his america wala number can not receive incoming calls. i checked. grr
he is always favouring hijaab so yes, hijaab and xulfi soomro have some similarities too.
he knows how to cook. that is why hijaab thinks he is cool.
he works at papa johns. but he never gets me pizza.
i dont know why he has his name as 'xulmai'. thori samajh nae ayi.
Haye. Anyways.
Come to pakistan xulfi soomro.

Sunday, 11 March 2012

HIFZA!

HIFZA
this is hifza. she also debates. she started just recently and is pretty good. hifza knows everybody. literally. wherever we go, she'd know people. whenever we'd talk, she'd know famous people. hifza is also famous because she is a kid model for mushrooms. lol joking. she is a grownup model to be. she was on enews i guess. she is famous, in short.
hifza acts like my brother sometimes. when my little sister gets irritated by her classfellows, she comes and tells saad but saad does nothing so yeah, hifza protects her.
hifza has long hair and a phone that you need to flip upside down to attend calls. 
hifza has a lot of contacts. hifza knows a lot. she made us get past the quarterfinals at NGS thanks to her bombastic point that the opp's case was entirely based on. thankyou hifza.
:)

Iqbal!

IQBAL!
i am sorry iqbal, i made you look like Quaid-e-Azam but well. Iqbal is a debater. he is my teammate. he is very intelligent. he has a blackberry curve 8520. he helps us in making line of arguments. we make fun of asim together because well, asim deserves it.
Iqbal is a very knowledgeable person. he is always nice to me unlike hassam and asim. he never misbehaves. he listens to me. iqbal will one day be in the pak team. in your face everybody else.
lol

Usmann

USMANN
Usmann is my friend. He debates too. He likes getting his pictures taken with a big teethy smile and his hand in his hair. Usmann is really good at debates. He was 37/38th in rankings at BLKC. Usmann reads up a lot. he only reads up. that is it. he thinks he knows everything. he thinks he is cool. he thinks we are pathetic and he rocks.
usmann is very lazy. he is never able to complete his work. i am talking about those testimonials, usmann. usmann bosses me around. he has a double 'n' at the end of his name. he isnt that tall.
I am not usmann's best friend.
Usmann talks a lot about veena malik. he has his own page. please go, read and like it.
usmannrana.wordpress.com.
thankyou.
P.s he was at nationals of debates & is a-level sub editor for the magazine (I WAS FORCED TO WRITE THIS -_-) 
oh and, he is very shokha.

Freddys

FREDDYS
Hajra, Khadija and I had 3000 rupees. So, we decided to go freddy's. 
As soon as we entered, hajra and khadija went to the bathroom. no, nature did not call them. they wanted to look pretty in pictures. since i am naturally beautiful, oh my God, lol, i sat there waiting for them. On returning, we decided to quickly order because we were really hungry.
Hajra had some chicken stuffed with spinach and chaawal.
Khadija had titli kukkar. i mean butterly chicken.
I had pasta jesi cheez main daboii hui cheez jiska naam hai frettucine alfredo.
So, we calculated how much these would cost. we thought it might exceed 3000 so hajra and khadija went to the bathroom again so i could sharminda hotay huey ask the waiter 
''Tax ke saath bill kitna banay ga?''
LOL.
then, they returned. hajra forgot her phone in the bathroom. that is what she thought.then she checked and the phone was in her lap. lol, absent minded hajra.
then, food arrived.
mera khaana dekh kar hajra and khadija were like this:
SO
so,
we then shared like good sisters and shared each other's foods.
wahan se we had enough money to give the waiter a tip. there was a biiiiiiiiiig group of clerks and newly wedded couples i guess sitting on one table. either someone got a promotion or got married or had a kid. hajra insisted kid tha and dil khol ke ooncha sa said 'beta hua ya beti'
that takes courage!
hahaha
then we left and in the car, we saw tehniyat behind us in her ray bans. wow tehniyat looked wow. wow. wow.
anyways, then there was a speed limit sign and then a fasten your seatbelt sign so i went 'HUT!!!!!' and used my arms as protective seatbelts for hajra and khadija.
then, i went home and i don't know what happened after that.
When i did 'Hutttttt', it was something like this :


Puss in boots

OUR CHOTI MOTI TRIP

So, we had this official school trip to Sozo World Cinema to watch Puss in Boots a few months back. I was sitting watching as khadija and hajra fled off to watch Ra.One. leh.
After the movie, we were fooling around the cinema ki bahar wali jagah where we got big big cones. sorry, we bought, no one is nice enough to give you things for free.
khadija dropped hers and hajra and i faced the aftermath. 
We Waited and We waited and then we sat in hajra's car and decided to go somewhere. the three of us with total 3000 rupees.
WOW!!!!!!!!
We were RICH!!!!!!

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