Fazool Log.

So, i'm sitting here listening to this song 'Aunty ji Aunti ji get up and dance'
They dance like this:

 as my phone get's loaded with cheap messages of a class fellow and his immature, 'wailay' dost.
I seriously hate all this. It irritates me a lot.
So this is what i get :

Them : I'm sexy and I know it =*
Me : Tumhara dimagh tou nahin kharab ho gaya? If your friends and you are messing around, grow up.
Them : =*


I mean, how cheap can you be?
This tends to happen a lot when I am finally getting the hang of a math problem and am badgered by this
*triiiing tringgggg*


Me : (long pause) Hello?
Loser on the other end : Sunain
Me : Aap kaun?
Loser : Mene aap se baat karni hai (desperate tone)
Me : Aap hain kaun?
Loser : Aap mere se friendship karen gi?
Me : Dafa ho jo bhi hai


My brother and My dad, the protective two men in my family tell me not to answer unknown numbers at all although my brother calls me up from unknown numbers so i can send the car when he stays late at school.


pssht.


so, yes, sometimes, i have to answer unknown numbers.


Then, some unknown number has also bothered ( not the perfect word ), tried to bother my brother at 5 a.m in the morning as well. We were at a sleepover at our cousins when these girls called up my brother and said 'aap ne namaz parhi hai?'
my brother reluctantly replied 'eh..hehe..nae'
them : hum ne aapko bus namaz ke liye jagaana tha
my brother : lol thanks


Saad, you are cute.


It's interesting how there is a large subgroup of our population that is desperate. And when they can't take drugs, they call us, innocent people, wake us up from our beautiful sleep, disrupt our entire routine or even call during namaz =x grrr.


These people need help, and they need to get a life. 
Prank calling is only fun when I do it and what you do is not prank-calling
So,

yes. 
8)