Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Fazool Log.

So, i'm sitting here listening to this song 'Aunty ji Aunti ji get up and dance'
They dance like this:




 as my phone get's loaded with cheap messages of a class fellow and his immature, 'wailay' dost.
I seriously hate all this. It irritates me a lot.
So this is what i get :


Them : I'm sexy and I know it =*
Me : Tumhara dimagh tou nahin kharab ho gaya? If your friends and you are messing around, grow up.
Them : =*


I mean, how cheap can you be?
This tends to happen a lot when I am finally getting the hang of a math problem and am badgered by this
*triiiing tringgggg*


Me : (long pause) Hello?
Loser on the other end : Sunain
Me : Aap kaun?
Loser : Mene aap se baat karni hai (desperate tone)
Me : Aap hain kaun?
Loser : Aap mere se friendship karen gi?
Me : Dafa ho jo bhi hai


My brother and My dad, the protective two men in my family tell me not to answer unknown numbers at all although my brother calls me up from unknown numbers so i can send the car when he stays late at school.


pssht.


so, yes, sometimes, i have to answer unknown numbers.


Then, some unknown number has also bothered ( not the perfect word ), tried to bother my brother at 5 a.m in the morning as well. We were at a sleepover at our cousins when these girls called up my brother and said 'aap ne namaz parhi hai?'
my brother reluctantly replied 'eh..hehe..nae'
them : hum ne aapko bus namaz ke liye jagaana tha
my brother : lol thanks


Saad, you are cute.


It's interesting how there is a large subgroup of our population that is desperate. And when they can't take drugs, they call us, innocent people, wake us up from our beautiful sleep, disrupt our entire routine or even call during namaz =x grrr.


These people need help, and they need to get a life. 
Prank calling is only fun when I do it and what you do is not prank-calling
So,


yes. 
8)

Just Something

I have been waiting for this day to come and yes, today, exams have officially ended.
To start off, i don't know why this picture reminds me of tehniyat.
Watch Out Guys. You don't wanna get robbed by this badass. 
My exams went well. What i am looking forward to is my field trip to Rohtas on my birthday. Rohtas is going to be fun. Waking up so early. 5 hour journey to and from rohtas. KFC. oh God. 
Weeeee, exams have ended.
The Fast and Furious: Polio Drift.  
For some reason, Hifza doesn't like what I write. Well, hifza, these aren't even blogs. I post stuff when i feel like posting stuff. Thank you for appreciating my doodles though. You disappoint me at  times.

My birthday is on the 22nd. Saad has already gifted me a 20k phone. Thanks, I love you Saad. I got some chocolates today. After eight's are my life.

At school today, hajra, khadija and I were sitting, watching football. Hajra and Khadija ALMOST lost their faces today when hit man and everybody else hit the ball THAAAA!
It was something like this :
That's a ball. Not pluto. Anyways.
I was commenting on well, everything. Hit man, Qari shot, Why gandhi Why.
Owais is short. lol sorry owais. he was reaching high for the football like this.
Catching lvl: 100. Supah kitty 
hehehe

Hajra and khadija laughed like crazy when i cracked jokes. It was a lot of fun.

Next,
THIS happened to hajra



I felt realllly sorry

Hajra and khadija think my shoes are shaped like chocbars :/
We had a lot of fun today. We had a lotttt of fun.



Sunday, 18 March 2012

STOP!

I personally find it very wrong when people make fun of a particular ethnicity say Pathans.
That is the reason why i prefer not to have jokes about pathans in my inbox because well, it's wrong. If you consider pathans stupid or dumb, what do you know, you might be as dumb or stupid as them but just because they are pathans, you label them as dumb.

That's not right.

And then, 
NOT ALL pathans are dumb and stupid. 

Before I start off talking of one pathan I know, let me make one thing clear.
I am not a pathan. I am a person who thinks cementing ethnic divide is wrong and that it should be stopped. I am a person who believes in equality and fraternity. I, not being a pathan, am siding with the pathans who get discriminated about just everywhere.

Ok, so

Rayaan khan is my classfellow. He's been in my class since last year so I've known him for almost two years now. He was initially pretty weak academically and the entire class made fun of him. He has his own interests. He likes to sing and sings differently, in his own style. He likes to play football and yes, he has his own style of playing football.

Everyone makes fun of the fact that he is a pathan. So what?
If he belongs to a different ethnicity does that mean we start making fun of him and making him believe that he is worthless, he can achieve nothing in life because wherever he goes, people will crack jokes about him being a pathan.
What happens is if a 'pathan' stands like this :
We even make fun of that pathan standing that way as if he was doing something like this :
Pathans exist. They are a race. Sardaar's are a race, there are other so many other races within Pakistan. Why do we have to make fun of them because we aren't a part of them?
Think for a second, what if you were a pathan that you made fun of? Aren't pathans humans? If a pathan is sitting with you, is he only meant to be laughed at or made fun of?
And then, ok, even if there are majority of the pathans that are not so smart and all, why do you put a bad name to the entire race? It isn't so that all pathans will NOT be smart. 
And this isn't even sounding convincing because of this idea instilled into our minds that pathans are always going to be dumb. 

My really good friend Mahira is a pathan. She gets awesome grades. She is not dumb. She is smart. She thinks smart. Should I and the rest of my group start making fun of her because she is a pathan? 



So when for example, Rayaan, my class fellow opens up a math book and starts practicing math in a free class, he is discouraged in class. People go on staying stuff like 
'Aanay phir bhi wohi marks hain khan sahab ke' 
and then, laughing at him. This will in turn make him feel really really bad that we never think about and probably even does,because of the fact that he has this khan attached to his name, the fact that he belongs to a pathan family, the fact that he is a pathan himself and that there is this big stamp of 'dumb, always illogical and stupid' on the name pathan,he will get laughed at EVERYWHERE for maybe no reason at all!
And at school and at workplaces, there is discrimination present.
Rayaan barely has any good friends. I don't say he always makes sense but even when he does, he is made fun of in class. ALWAYS! 
There have been times when he has been a helpful hand, he has saved us from the tyranny of many teachers by for example, giving the entire class copies of those worksheets that we were supposed to get photocopied ourselves as homework but we didn't.
So, yeah, who's more responsible here? 
Us or a 'Pathan'?

He has a different way of pronouncing words or reading but is always enthusiastic and eager to read. It may be funny, funny for those who are immature, Who look no further than 'rendezvous' being pronounced differently or maybe an easier word pronounced in a different way because that 'PATHAN' speaks like that. 
I'm sorry but if you can't pronounce a word right and neither can a person who is a pathan, the person you make fun of, i define you in the same terms as you define a pathan at all times.

Let's extend a hand of friendship to these very pathans that we make fun of at our schools, colleges, universities and workplaces and all other ethnicities that we discriminate because only if we stop this, will we result in a healthier, co-operative and an overall better society in this sense at least.





Friday, 16 March 2012

My Cousin Nadya

MERI COUSIN.
This is meri cousin. Her name is Nadya. She draws so much better than me. She always helps me with everything. She helped me with art work till grade 8. now i don't have art. she got my dad to allow me to go to rohtas. everybody say thanks to her shabash.
she has an iPhone 4. MashaAllah. She has really straight hair. She is a great fashion desginer. She knows sab kuch. She has A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG HEART. Aisa :
half cut hogaya sorry. acha khair,
she loves me dil se. she is meri bestestest cousin. i often bother her with stewpid messages but she is very patient and tolerant. lol. she still keeps me like this :
So yes, i love her.
:)



LOL.

What everybody thinks I do not do.



Mustafa dances like this.




Hajra and khadija are like this when someone makes a sarri :


How Saad looks at me when im laughing obnoxiously :




AAJ KI TAAZA KHABAR

History/English Exam
16th March 2012
Friday










ME (done with english exam 40 minutes earlier than the ending time) :
MUSTAFA JALDI PAPER KHATAM KARO MENE KHADIJA SE BAATAIN KARNI HAIN


KHADIJA : :D hahahahah. hehehehe. hahahaha






MUSTAFA : (frustrated shakal as usual.) (trying to be cool)












ME : KAAM SE KAAM RAKHO MUSTAFA PAPER JALDI KHATAM KARO!


KHADIJA : hehehe :D hahahahahaaha :D


MUSTAFA : (LOUDDDD AWAAZ) MERI GHALTI HAI TUM AISE AISE PAPER KHATAM KARTI HO (does jaldi jaldi likhnay wale action with style) 






BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bio teacher comes, she was the invigilator.
-2.
nae ab paper aap dain.
bohat hogayi.


Mustafa totally sits on the paper with his arms. He puts his head down on the paper and doesn't let her snatch it.




LAST WARNING.


ME : (*thinks* MERI GHALTI NAE THI MUJHE DAANT NAE PARI. PHEW) (GUILTY SWEAT)
doesn't look to that side again.




KHADIJA : hehehehheheh D:

Important

Around two or three days ago, 4 of my friends sent me the same text that was :
" Ya Hasibo Ya Hasibo Ya Hasibo. 12 logon ko send karen inshAllah exam main 80 to 90% marks ayenge. Lekin Agar yakeen nahi aata hai tou beshak ignore kar ke dekh lo "
Then sometimes, i receive texts like :
" Forward if you love the Holy Prophet (S.A.W.W). Let's see how much you love him"
What is the ruling on such messages? If I do not forward such messages, will I not get good grades? Will I be committing a sin? What do these text messages that people forward others mean? If I do not forward them, does that imply that I have no respect or love for the Prophet? 


NO. 


When I ask my friends as to why they have sent me such texts, they answer conveniently 
" It was a forwarded text :P."
" I dont believe in this but I forwarded it to you randomly. Seriously i know iss se kuch nahin hota"


Exactly. Forwarding such texts with an "If you don't forward then..." is plain wrong. If you use your cell phones to forward messages that are actually Ahadeeth or If you forward something that's beneficial for the other person and nice enough to read, GOOD. But who are you to decide what will happen to the person after it? Who are you to determine the punishment or a bad grade for me if i overlook or ignore, on purpose, the challenge that you place for me in the last line saying "Ignore and then see what happens."
Well, nothing happens. My faith and belief is strong enough that If i   do not forward this text at all or to exactly 12 people, I'd be thankful to you for telling me one name of Allah that's going to earn me some reward if I recite it excessively.
And if i go on telling people that this is a Dua you should recite, i don't go on forcing that person saying if you don't you will get bad luck in 10 days and if you do happiness will knock at your door in 10 days.


Is that even true?


Is it written anywhere that forwarding or not forwarding or spreading or not spreading will get me BAD LUCK?



And then,


I am sure most of you might have received messages like these :
" Please main hospital main hoon, bohat museebat main hoon, Allah Rasool ke waastey iss ********* number pe 20 ka load kara dain"



Interesting how these blackmailers send us texts giving us 'waastay'. This is wrong too. So, wait, they are in a hospital. Ok. they have a phone that has credit and they have another phone that does not. So even if there's any emergency, they'd message some unknown person and beg giving 'waastay of Allah Rasool' for credit? How true do you think this story is?


People who are double-minded because the other person has given a 'waasta', STOP IT. SERIOUSLY.
Once Again, this is wrong. So, these 'waastay' will do you no good or harm. You are being fooled.
Being sensible individuals, let's just stop this from going on. If people send you messages with false incentives, tell them there and then that it is WRONG and that they should stop doing it. This only shows how weak their own faith is and then, they're checking how strong yours is. THAT, my friend, is wrong. Nobody can determine how strong or weak your faith is and you are not even liable to prove to them anything.


:)